May 26, 2012

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

in which it arrives

May 24, 2012

i’m still alive i’ve just been hiding in your FUCKING BACKYARD

December 15, 2011   10 notes
((mom get off my tumblr woman lol))

((mom get off my tumblr woman lol))

December 10, 2011   8 notes

I feel like a honeybadger. I have to do all the work around here. Damnit Masky, help!

November 17, 2011   15 notes

I don’t think it’s possible to sleep that long. 

November 17, 2011   8 notes

Anonymous asked: Slendur. You haven't been as active recently. Should we be afraid?

Yes. Be very afraid. I’ve been outside all of your houses making strategies for a kidnapping.

~Stalkerman

October 28, 2011   8 notes

slightlyinsomniac asked: NO, DON'T HARM SPLENDY! D:

I’ll do what I please, thank you.

October 28, 2011   8 notes

slightlyinsomniac asked: Oh, that's right. You aren't exactly the cheerful type.. I think Splendy would enjoy Hoodie's presence, though.

Splendorman is annoying. I’d kick him but I’d lose my balance. I’ll just use the convenient big rock.

October 28, 2011   8 notes

Anonymous asked: But flowers are lovelyyyyy

No. Flowers are…. happy.

October 28, 2011   7 notes

Anonymous asked: Icky ;^; I sure hope Hoodie is a cleanly fellow, at least..

He smells like flowers. I hate flowers. I have to nag at him to change from women’s body spray to something like Old Spice.